Mascot · Lab Director
Egon the Badger
"Egon has remanufactured himself, augmented with some additional quantities of his digital skill set. This occurs whenever his physical form more accurately reflects his digital consciousness."
BadgerBite3D
Printer is warm · Commissions open
Absurd, silly and slightly unhinged 3D prints straight out of James's imagination — flower-crowned bone guardians, mad scientists, kraken slides you can actually walk in, and purses shaped like radioactive waste.
// 01 — Specimen Vault
Every piece here was printed, posted and (mostly) survived. Tap a specimen for its story and the TikTok it came from.
// 02 — Signature Line
A tentacled slide printed in flexible materials — the kind of footwear that makes strangers stop and ask questions. Prototyped in PLA, perfected in TPU and PEBA.



Also in the closet
Bat-winged platforms, spider-web heels and personalized slides with a resident chameleon. Printed prototypes today, wearable TPU/PEBA versions on the machine.



// 03 — The Lab
Mascot · Lab Director
"Egon has remanufactured himself, augmented with some additional quantities of his digital skill set. This occurs whenever his physical form more accurately reflects his digital consciousness."
The fleet
Material experiment
Interlinked printed chainmail that drapes like cloth. Printed flat, comes off the bed flexible — linked into sheets for bigger builds.
Materials on the shelf
Figures, props, signage, wearables and functional parts. If it can be modeled, it can probably be printed weird.
// 04 — Hall of Glorious Failures
"Important to show the failures as well as the successes!! It's a journey…"
// 05 — The Weird Idea Forge
Not sure what you want? Spin the reels for a starting point, then tweak it. Everything here is custom — no two specimens alike.
A badger wearing a lab coat, printed in 7 colors.
Watch it get made
Timelapses, ASMR print sounds, surgery updates from Dr. Lyshenko, and the occasional motorcycle repair. New weirdness every week.
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